So after the IDF slaughtered 7 volunteer chefs and food workers on Monday, we now know that World Central Kitchen, who has served more than 43M meals to Palestinians, must be a terrorist operation.
Michael Moore
April 2, 2024
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Israel claims the seven international volunteer chefs and food workers it killed in a targeted air strike on Monday in Gaza at Chef José Andrés’ World Central Kitchen relief site were actually Terrorist Hamas Cooks.
“They were running a terror operation using cumin, curry and kale,” an IDF spokesman claimed.
“They were also hiding Hamas militants inside large vats of hummus. Hamas in the hummus, you could say. You have no idea how low these Muslims will go to kill Israelis with their rotted foods which have sat in aid trucks for months at the border and are now used to pelt innocent settlers who have come from Park Slope in Brooklyn to the West Bank in Judea to take land that is rightfully theirs.”
The IDF spokesman continued: “We are sorry for destroying Chef Andres’ attempt to feed those who are food insecure or food challenged. Indeed, Gaza is now a literal food desert! A desert in the desert! Get it?!
“We know the importance of eating a meal or two a week. But when they start smuggling weapons inside pitas and baklavas, we simply will not tolerate that.”
The IDF said that it appears there are signs that the terrorist cooks may have also been holding some of the hostages in a cooler full of cantaloupe, hidden somewhere inside the 23,000 miles of tunnels under the 5-mile wide Gaza Strip.
“Let’s just acknowledge what the whole world already knows: There is no terror like the terror of a Michelin 3-Star celebrity chef in his kitchen on reality TV. And so none of us should be surprised that terrorists have found their way into an operation with numerous large and lethal knives and hand-held mini flamethrowers.
“Look, this isn’t just some foodie fight going on,” The IDF Colonel insisted. “This is war — a war where we have the bombs, the planes, the destroyers, the satellites and the nuclear weapons. But trust me — they have all the chickpeas! We will not stop until we blow everything up, even if that means us having to do it, one child’s falafel stand at a time.”
He concluded:
“Oh… um, and yes… freeing the hostages is our absolute #1 priority!!”
Here are some of the ‘terrorists’ at work:
R.I.P.
Lalzawmi “Zomi” Frankcom
Damian Soból
Seif Issam Abu Taha
… and the 4 other innocent humanitarians who have yet to be named that were brutally murdered.
“Israeli strike kills seven World Central Kitchen workers”
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